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5 Star? It must have been Conoco that arranged that (joining and leaving C. Europe) Mimco would have chosen something a little more down market.
Only cure for a passing looseness is Capt. MacAllister's Much-Griping-belly-balm. 50/50 brandy and port (neither need to be of other than the cooking variety so keep off the Rochas). The pain goes and there is once more firmness in the fundament - his dose was short a drop or two. A 'wine glass'. Half a pint is more like it.
("Keep off the Rochas" is not a "bridge night order" but a warning that you'll lose your good character if I find you treating the aged Tawny and the XO as a nautical drench for jolly jack's gypie-tummy.
Not sure if also a specific for decomposing touched holes. A transplant might be more efficacious. Although finding a donor orifice might not be as much the problem as selecting one that might not reject the recipient).
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David V
Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light
Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right
It is the duty of the wealthy man
To give employment to the artisan
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