Cures for the lurgy.

[Harry Nicholson]

This should keep us going - but where to get the goose fat? https://fb.watch/iUy0NZwGEI/

[Varley]

I have a tub and a half left from the Christmas roasties. Also used to putting hairs on the chest so may be not so efficacious for the lady people (unless, of course, one has a bent in that direction).

Sir William Denholm's cure is the only cause I would have for the northern natives' hooch. A bed with posts is required. One puts one's hat on one of the posts (at the foot end), retire, drink whisky until one can see two hats. Upon waking the patient will be cured.

(I heard this from the gentleman's own lips so it must be true).

[rustytrawler]

Eyup VARLEY why is there no sex education on the I.O.M.they do educate them on how to swear, is that where you were taught, if so it all fits.

[Varley]

I think it was because the day before there had been altogether too much - 68 to much. Mind you having to be coached in hand-relief at 10.5 does seem a tad too early (I was introduced to the noble art at 13 by Jeremy Bates who had the next bed to me - nothing queer about Jerry he just thought he was doing me a favour).

Good for the youngster that told-off the tranny 'guest speaker' for claiming there were 'more than 70 genders'. To attempt to exclude him for being rude is breath-takingly woke.

I don't have a problem with what anyone does consentingly with another(others) in their own peer group (or what their taste in fetish is outside of the group providing they enjoy it only when flying solo).

To have what is loosely called (and I do not use the term pejoratively) a perversion is one thing. Impressing what those perversions are as some sort of tasting menu of options onto the pre- or just- pubescent tabula rasa is another, altogether another.

[rustytrawler]

You need to put your name forward as a guest swear'y teacher, no charge instead of wasting your time in a pub you could help the poor little bastards out.

[Varley]

I am not in their peer group which would make such an approach 'somewhat problematic'. probably 15 years problematic.

I think those of my father's generation were not far off the mark when the consensus was 'what you try first determines you taste in bed'. Whilst their solution was to encourage a kindly tart into initiating their sons as soon as the first acne erupted may no longer be main stream, I am sure we do want to discourage experiments that might bend them away from normal. No shame to any party if that happens anyway but far easier to tread the conventional path if happy doing so.

[Varley]

The Weekend broadsheets suggest that the Island was ahead of the game, with acres of trees devoted to rooting-out of this wokery across GB.