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9th February 2019, 07:33
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Management works? I believe this is in the same area as Government Service, Army Intelligence, and English Cuisine.
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9th February 2019, 10:56
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Hale and Pace comes to mind. "We are … the Management."
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10th February 2019, 11:33
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The funniest part of this joke is that you have to be of a certain age and above to get it …
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11th February 2019, 08:34
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13th February 2019, 22:05
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Im old and I dont get it. 
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14th February 2019, 07:34
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The same technology in general could also be used to rewind VHS or Beta tapes.
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14th February 2019, 14:50
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Strange thing, you bought one of those packets of pencils … which made you feel obliged to buy a blank cassette tape …. just in case.
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14th February 2019, 16:20
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Thanks Bob. I see it all now.
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14th February 2019, 16:59
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There is something about a cassette, I bought some about 2 years ago, which is silly because I didn't really mean to use them and I have a digital sound recorder that you can plug anything into and anything sensible can plug into it. But the block of 5 neat tapes just looked so appealing.
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14th February 2019, 20:26
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I can relate to that. I've got about a gazillion screwdrivers, enough so that if you put them all together it would create a black hole that would suck the guts out of the Universe !! But I bought another the other day because I liked the look of it.
 Could it be …. ? I'm screwed …. ?
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14th February 2019, 21:06
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An Irishman carrying two rucksacks was pulled aside while waiting to board a plane. When the
officer looked inside, he could see they were full of mobile phones "Why have you got all these phones with you sir?" He replied " My mate Patrick has just opened a jazz club in New York, and he asked me to bring two saxophones for him" geoff
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14th February 2019, 21:36
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Good job my groan-o-meters have gone to the great big moan in the sky …
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14th February 2019, 22:33
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15th February 2019, 11:44
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I think you should pick that meter out of the scrap box and reconnect it. Without it as ballast they're leaking out and causing interference all over the place. I've had to put ferret bedes on anything remotely joke sensitive.
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15th February 2019, 13:27
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No groan-o-meter should be subjected to that kind of abuse ….
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15th February 2019, 14:00
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Murphy was carrying two rucksacks was pulled aside while waiting to board a plane. When the officer looked inside, he could see they were full of mobile phones.
"Why have you got all these phones with you sir?" he asked. Murphy replied, "My mate Patrick has just opened a jazz club in New York and he asked me to bring two saxophones for him." Stick that in your groan-o-meter and light it.
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15th February 2019, 14:19
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10 points off for repetition. (Who didn't read the earlier posts then ? …
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15th February 2019, 17:49
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So did I but were the saxophones tenor or Alto?
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15th February 2019, 18:48
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15th February 2019, 18:53
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Oh hell, it was only yesterday. Sorry but I missed it somehow.
After logging on I always open up with 'New Posts' and rely on that to show me all the posts that I have never opened before. I thought that was infallible but it would appear maybe that is not so.
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15th February 2019, 18:54
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