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30th March 2019, 00:56
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Indeed, Geoff. Embalming fluid should be drunk young. Like a Fino.
There is a difference to being aged in the cask and being aged in the casket.
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30th March 2019, 06:57
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What is a Casket?
Never seen one in Dublin, or East Antrim for that matter.
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30th March 2019, 07:10
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30th March 2019, 07:11
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30th March 2019, 10:52
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I think a caskette would be a small French coffin or did you mean Casquets? Also French and often preceding need for former.
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31st March 2019, 06:31
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31st March 2019, 14:33
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I was walking past a pet shop recently. A sign on the shop front said ' Pedigree Netherlands cats for sale '
I didn't believe they were from the Netherlands so I went into the shop & asked the assistant......' How Dutch is that moggie in the window? ' geoff Bob,groan now...
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4th April 2019, 13:23
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I've been out bad-joked again. My bad joke cred is down the crapper …
 
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"I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." Corporal Hicks (Actually Ripley said it first.)
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4th April 2019, 13:47
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I've always had sympathy with people going bald, but you must be philosophical about it.
Hair today, gone tomorrow. 
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4th April 2019, 16:24
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Pliny suggests that being a philosopher about it might end up in death by falling tortoise.
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4th April 2019, 16:53
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"What happens in the Volcano.... stays in the Volcano .. (or the vicinity at least.)"
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4th April 2019, 23:19
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I am not sure which Pliny told us about Aeschylus. I think only Uncle got incinerated.
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5th April 2019, 08:41
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Blu Flu is everywhere.
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5th April 2019, 09:45
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If you're on a ship passing by Vesuvius when it's throwing a wobbler, any sensible seafarer would alter course away. Volcanoes don't **** about.
This is why you should never put a philosopher on the bridge. Keep him in the bar discussing Zeno's Paradox or some such. 
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5th April 2019, 10:12
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Wasn't he rather a brave seafarer taking his fleet to the rescue? I thought a Zeno's paradox was something one did with a sextant (I see your head office is looking for new tenants, Bob).
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5th April 2019, 10:22
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Proximate, E-S, but not Fyffes.
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6th April 2019, 23:01
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The only pub in the world where people are staggering as they go in, and walking perfectly straight when they come out.
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12th April 2019, 20:39
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How to get some time off work due to injury ….
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16th April 2019, 09:40
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It would have made the job so much easier …..
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17th April 2019, 19:07
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This cartoon is of course completely daft. But that's what I like about it … I laugh every time I see it.
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#325
17th April 2019, 20:31
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Modern Management Speak; getting your Ducks in a row. Sorry, Sheep in a row.
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