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#3451
22nd July 2018, 20:47
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FJ what brings a tear to my eye is the fact that I'm still using the same skiddies, waste not etc.
If the truth be known about the tar-polin Tmac sent me ashore to buy a luxury yurt as we were going glamping in the nooks and crannies of the machinery spaces. My idea of a yurt and Tmac's differed somewhat and he inserted his size 12.s where the sun don't shine. As a protest I'm squatting in the officers alleyway in our utility yurt. When we next leave port I'll consider moving to the monkey island and change my name to Engine Baden Powell. 
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#3452
23rd July 2018, 07:56
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SN gone all Asiatic again. Either Kim Jung Whatshisname is at it again or Billyboy has the DT's. Drunk and Typing.
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#3454
23rd July 2018, 17:18
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At certain times of day it is unusable.
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#3456
25th July 2018, 20:45
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Are we still in Cuba? My body clock is loosing time. Lets do the Nederlands Antilles, the streets are clean.
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#3457
25th July 2018, 20:55
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#3459
26th July 2018, 08:03
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Waffle, waffle, waffle FJ. And not the sort Varley is so fond off. Answer the question and take the suggestion. Are we still in Cuba? My body clock is loosing time. Lets do the Nederlands Antilles, the streets are clean.
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#3460
26th July 2018, 08:09
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Chef McCloggy, Gordons Waffles with a side order of Schweppes Ju for breakfast, see vou play.
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#3461
26th July 2018, 12:03
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Waffle? You and I will have to iron out this once and for all E-S.
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#3462
26th July 2018, 16:30
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anyone....ANYONE !!!!! bringing that sticky mess that masquerades as a waffle into my injun room will find themselves riveted to the steering flat deck head by their dangly bits
 Just sayin' like  ES and Varley you have been warned !!!!
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#3463
26th July 2018, 16:32
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#3464
26th July 2018, 17:26
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If we call it fadge will it pass mustard??
Senior engineers should try to educate their palate, a diet of champ, Shirley and Spiced Rum indicates a lack of adventure. Where's your get-up-and-go? You should go ashore in the wee small hours with Redser to hunt for Witchey Grubs and Diggery Do's; she says they are "Bloody Tasty". Signed: ES; Your Senior Second and Better Idiot.
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#3465
26th July 2018, 18:47
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No thank you kind sir, I'll stick with the Ulster Fry, Champ, Irish stew (with mince not mutton) and Potato, Corned Beef and raw Onion. If it was good enough for my Da it's good enough for me
 On special occasions I'll treat myself to a fish supper or a pastie Anyhoo yon foreign muck just makes me fart and the pit smells bad enough already
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#3466
26th July 2018, 19:43
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I will only eat the Irish stew made by an Irish Lady of my not enormously long acquaintance. Even then she holds off on the pearl barley as I have regaled her with my reports of the disgusting counterfeit of this dish that followed me from school to school specially prepared with a sea of fat, gristle, sheep head bits and pearl bloody barley.
(And, unlike said Lady's table nothing anaethesiological with which to wash it down).
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#3467
26th July 2018, 21:29
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The Lady, Red 17,is not Irish but may be of Irish Extraction. Many Australians with red hair originated in Ireland and ended up in Botany Bay for the heinous crime of borrowing turnips to feed their families.
Anyway Irish Stew Night sounds a bit of a hoot and I wouldn't let a handful of pearl barley spoil it. Enjoy.
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#3468
26th July 2018, 23:34
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I look forward to trying Red 17's version (it may approach but cannot surpass the ones I have had recently).
But just one bloody barley pearl and you'll follow the turnip thief, and herself and the family pets with you (and going steerage in a single cabin with Tmac fed foreign muck and laxative).
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#3469
27th July 2018, 05:27
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#3470
27th July 2018, 06:38
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All these remarks about pearl barley remind me of the tapioca pudding we got for "afters" with our school lunches -- a horrid, grey, gelatinous, tasteless mass, where the lumps were congealed together. Frog's spawn was way too kind a description for it.
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#3471
27th July 2018, 06:51
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We are still in Cuba, but we can certainly do the "circle" route of the former and current Dutch possessions in the Caribbean We can start off with the British Virgins (kind of like Army Intelligence and English cuisine), a former Dutch colony to refresh our supply of Pussers at source. Then for duty free shopping at Sint Maarten, then down to Aruba and Curacao. Suggest we have A "KNEES-UP" for all our new found Cuban friends on the pool deck prior to departure. 
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#3472
27th July 2018, 07:26
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Suggest we have A "KNEES-UP" for all our new found Cuban friends on the pool deck prior to departure.
I'm all for that - maybe we could get the Buena Vista Social Club to provide the music? As for waffles - your own your own team unless you speak to the Caterers. McC
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#3473
27th July 2018, 08:59
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Sound Man Tom.
Lets head for Curacao. Nursie and Redser better top up the medical locker.
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#3474
27th July 2018, 10:49
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Let's. I'm not allowed my pint of Cointreau any longer I suppose Curacao might substitute.
(There'll be plenty of havanas in the bond though, won't there?)
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#3475
27th July 2018, 11:58
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Hmmmmm...Wonder if they do a nice Blueberry and cream cheese Waffle or even a nice scrambled egg and cheddar.
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