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#4076
21st November 2018, 10:32
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#4077
21st November 2018, 11:34
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Right and correct FJ. Last week I missed tiffin and nearly sobered-up, a dangerous state. Hallucinations set in and I began to fanaticise about normality, equally dangerous. Had a few (many) scoops with T and V and am now back on the rails. That gripitini is a powerful aphrodisiac. Steward!!!!!
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#4078
21st November 2018, 12:25
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Put that steward down at once! They split very easily. I must have put something queer in the mash for that batch.
But it's not bad at all. I say. That one's winking at me.
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#4079
21st November 2018, 13:14
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It always happens when you put some Swedes in with the potatoes.
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#4080
21st November 2018, 18:36
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The bloody Swedes will drink us out of house and home. Let's turf all the males off. The Ladies don't drink quite so much but have the habit of pissing in the cabin sink! Blondes have more fun, apparently.
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#4081
21st November 2018, 18:36
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Well I suppose we can vary the blend to give one the 'boost' required in which ever way the drinker swings.
(A friend of mine's mother was asked before a diagnostic heart procedure if she had taken any Viagra recently. Evidently administering it was part of the test procedure. I've asked BUPA if I can have one. Just as precaution you understand).
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#4082
22nd November 2018, 07:57
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Methinks that on the morrow we should tidy up and sneak out of the harbour and head for Valparaiso. Loads of bars and clubs there although if we let the plasticos ashore we might have a problem getting them out of some establishments to come back to the ship. Weather looking good for a pleasant cruise down the coast. Pax lounge for a prepare to leave the port party. 
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#4083
22nd November 2018, 10:37
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I think all we have to do to get the plasticos back from ashore is to send E-S to do a round of the harbour bars pre-sozzled with Sweded Gripetini.
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#4084
22nd November 2018, 15:51
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ES is not amused.
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#4085
22nd November 2018, 17:30
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I am so sorry ES. I thought you were hyphenated.
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#4086
22nd November 2018, 18:59
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#4087
22nd November 2018, 22:35
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No V, you hyphenated me. In my naivety I believed you had heard something mentioned in the hallowed marble halls in which you circulate, only to be disappointed once again. Is it my Secondary Modern education?
ES versus E-S? Upon mature reflection I agree with you, E-S has a touch of Class about it. Class which is badly needed and appreciated on GD2. Fcuk the working class.
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#4088
22nd November 2018, 23:12
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Did someone say "working glass?"
Mine's a pint please steward.
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#4089
23rd November 2018, 01:05
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Well, you have a touch of it so E-S it will be. Should you acquire another handle, provided it is not of the life sort, I will be sure to use it.
I am not, however, sure I concur as to GD2's compliment. Ladies and gentlemen to the nth, every one. (A pity, as there is a lot of the remaining alphabet to award).
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#4090
23rd November 2018, 07:58
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Last time GD1 transited the Suez Canal the Gilly-Gilly Man had a business card which showed him to have the professional qualifications of "BSc, Bombay (Failed), VD and Scar". Such academic brilliance enabled him to produce chicks from Ladies (and wives) bosoms. Can't do that with a "MIMarEST.
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23rd November 2018, 08:35
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#4092
23rd November 2018, 09:45
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Tom me oul mucker, who the hell do you think is pulling in the ropes , single up Fore and Aft, put water on deck and power on the Forecastle. Test the Steering Gear, run-up the second alternator and kick the main engine over on air.
Sober up Tom, get your steaming bonnet on and your arse up to the wheelhouse. Full Away on Passage, me hearties.
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#4093
23rd November 2018, 10:56
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#4094
23rd November 2018, 11:06
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I can explain some of that. All the plasticos are in the fwd cocktail lounge. The Sweded Gripe is going down like a house on fire (that is possibly a poor analogy, given it's flammability). They're not so much singled-up ready to go but doubled and going.
If you move your feet Tom I could get out from under here. I'm hiding from two of the pretty ones with this bottle of port. Well, empty bottle. You could just pass me down another, passed to port, of course, must keep our manners minded.
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#4095
23rd November 2018, 12:33
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Hmmm, Main Engines ticking over, Must nip up to the Bridge with a bottle of Four Bell's. Its a joy to watch Tom handle the old girl.
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#4096
23rd November 2018, 16:28
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Let go fore and aft, steer for the hole in the wall and apply some power, you chaps, you have all done this before. Ah, Tom, don't cry into your hanky, she is gone with the pilot now, there'll be someone else at the next port. Valley Paradiso, here we come. Quick 4 Bells for us all and the usual Black Bush down the voice pipe for Tmac.
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#4097
24th November 2018, 07:39
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Ah, Tom, don't cry into your hanky, Indeed not!
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24th November 2018, 08:57
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You'd also better defer to Tmac before you turn over anything in the injun room. I doubt he would be amused to hear that someone turned over his nuclear powered steam turbine/gas turbine with compressed air. (Engines updated to run on dual fuel, and injuneered so there are no carbon emissions.) The fuel oil we carry is mainly used for the distillation of spiritus fermenti and heating the swimming pool. You will pleased to hear that not only my arse is up in the wheelhouse, but also the rest of my bits as well. They will be well stuck together with the Four Bells Sir William is sending up. 
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24th November 2018, 09:01
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#4100
27th November 2018, 11:53
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Yawn ....Stretch...Pffffffffffart.
Steward!...Full english, fesh coffee and the usual bottle please.
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