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5th January 2019, 13:13
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I'll bet on that thin Girl. The one I was just with would have a job getting her bow fensers under the bar.
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#4327
6th January 2019, 07:50
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I think I just had my picture taken??
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#4329
6th January 2019, 09:23
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Your picture took.
No Empire grammar on my ship.
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#4330
6th January 2019, 10:24
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I don't think that majorly improper (Oh shit! the Hibernian vernacular is catching)
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#4331
6th January 2019, 11:04
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Tom, I think that was a wide angle lens, we will all be included.
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#4332
6th January 2019, 13:07
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What the hell was that flash? don't tell me the breakers have tripped again
 Hmmmm power seems to be steady, oh I know what it was Sir Billy was welding his wallet closed 
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#4334
6th January 2019, 14:35
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Well I hope you earthed her properly before inserting your rod. Can't be too careful these days and anyhoo I taught you better than that.
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#4335
6th January 2019, 16:04
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7th January 2019, 07:29
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#4337
9th January 2019, 12:47
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remember "Fife Robertson"?
Now here we are aboard a ship called the Golden Dreamer and it seems to me its a wee bit deserted right now...... LOL
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#4338
9th January 2019, 16:06
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As Fyfe Robertson would have said, "Can we no hay a wee lie in wonst in a wee while", and lets have less of your sober good humour.
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#4339
9th January 2019, 16:17
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"reculer pour mieux sauter".
Best done quietly.
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#4340
9th January 2019, 16:24
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On reflection, this statement needs closer examination.
"cul" is the French for Arse. Approximately. "sauter" is to fry, approximately. "mieux" is an old brewery, approximately. "pour" is self explanatory. So, to translate, your bum again, fried in a marinade of old beer. Strange people, the French.
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#4341
9th January 2019, 17:23
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One can, I suppose, be an arse approximately but an arse itself surely is an absolute. I take it that an approximate brewery is one that brews lager, otherwise approximately beer (in the same way as Proxima Centauri is a short spacewalk away).
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#4342
9th January 2019, 17:56
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Speaking of arses as we frequently appear to do so I must make an appointment to see the MO about my arse, I have just discovered a hole in mine.
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#4343
9th January 2019, 18:07
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I overheard Squeek in the duty mess saying that it would probably turn out to be an elbow.
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#4344
9th January 2019, 18:47
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Does Squeek have an elbow?
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9th January 2019, 20:54
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9th January 2019, 21:43
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Tmac has been shot in the arse with a rusty bullet. I'm not giving first aid, especially the kiss of life.
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#4347
10th January 2019, 07:47
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Enough of this Tom foolery -- Will set sail tomorrow and head up to Newcastle (the warmer one down under) and see if we can coax Red 17 back on board. If not we can always sell them some coal from the excess supply we have for the stone fireplace in the occifer's lounge. Heading there right now for the pre-sailing tomorrow drink(s)
 Oh! Oh! I see Farmer John left his red net stockings hung up there for Santa for fill up with goodies! That really worked as there's a pair of SS (Sydney Sheila's) gams in them with the SS still attached. 
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#4348
10th January 2019, 09:48
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I really miss Red 17, she was a kindred spirit; cultured, sensitive, caring and struggling to cope with some of the members of the Institute of Maritime Bullshitters on board.
When she returns her and myself will form a formidable team and keep the dinosaurs at bay. Last edited by Engine Serang; 10th January 2019 at 10:19. Reason: Delete "Dinosaurs" and insert "Yobos"
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#4349
10th January 2019, 11:07
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They do say opposites attract.
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#4350
10th January 2019, 13:00
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Its magnetism my noble Lord. Your lectrickery used to be based upon it. Do you remember Flemings Left and Right hand rule?
Or was that Kirchoff?
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