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That's the two names the police were asking for! We are harbouring a pair of rampant Injuneers, they will Roger anything and any one.
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That, of course, refers to Injuneers and not to the two named above specifically.
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Just make sure you have your back to the wall and NEVER bend over when there is an "R" in the month.... whoooooo hooooo
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#4705
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Should take a can of "Globbo" along with him too.
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#4706
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Shurly a pair of ramshackle engineers. Rampant indeed. |
#4707
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T, you keep forgetting you left Kelly's coal boats many years ago. We do not have Brown Windsor Soup, Chef makes a tureen of Potage a la Marron Chateau a proximite Heathrow, and bloody good it is. |
#4708
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I've got us another job. Taking on a bulk cargo of sand for Hawaii -- theirs keeps getting washed away in storms. Nice clean stuff, not radio-active, but will have to rig shifting boards in the main hatches. Not going to get filthy, stinking rich, but will pay for our trip to Hawaii. Docking at the naval pier on Sand Island to discharge the cargo then reserved berth in downtown Honolulu.
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I'm not having anyone, and that includes the Chief, parading down the Injun Room in grass skirts. Far too much moving machinery. It happened the last time and we are stilled scarred by the sight of Tmac's dangly bits and pieces. I'm wearing welding goggles.
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The agent has just dropped E--S back after a trip to the medics. He was invited back to our dilapidated sister vessel where he hurt himself dancing. Light duties for a week and no light fantastic till further notice I understand.
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Heard a whole chorus of men singing
Sinne Fianna Fáil, Atá faoi gheall ag Eirinn, Buíonn dár slua, thar toinn do ráinig chugainn, Faoi mhóid bheith saor, seantír ár sinsear feasta Ní fhágfar faoin tíorán ná faoin tráill; Anocht a théam sa Bhearna Baoil Le gean ar Ghaeil chun báis nó saoil, le gunnaí scréach, trí lámhach na bpiléar, Seo dhíbh canáigh, Amhrán na bhFiann. Then they appeared marching down the quay. Each had a wheelbarrow full of sand. Planks were rigged to the main deck and our cargo proceeded to load. I must admit this gang of stevedores are good (must be on piece work!) but it will be a day or three before we are down to our marks. So relax, and enjoy as local maidens are starting to be attracted to our magnificent vessel with the palm trees on the garden deck, the "FREE DOM PERIGNON" sign on the pool deck (bathing costume optional in small print underneath) etc., etc. |
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Bloody Hungarians and their tuneless folk songs. Christ Almighty.
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Don't tell me after all these years Harland and Bluff actually did manage to make an unsinkable ship......... White Star will be pissed we didn't do that earlier
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I think Tom had the macordiaphone running at the wrong speed or else the singer was puking his guts up in the heads Last time I saw anything written like that a doctor made it into a prescription
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I've reactivated them, set to blow 29th March. Signal to be the first person to mention a new date for Brexit after that time, so it is unlikely to be unduly delayed. Actually, it is the equinox and International Happiness day, we deserve some fireworks. BBBRRRROOOOOUUUUUUMMMMM Oooh, that is pretty!!!!! I think I am a little deaf.
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Well we recorded the Vernal Equinox at 21:58 UTC. And we celebrated that event with Pussers all round on the bridge. So, it is time to soon be heading for more Northern climes. We can start on our way as soon as our cargo is topped off. In the meantime, welcome aboard, ladies. Please join me for a cooling libation on the pool deck.
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#4719
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Why have we only got libation ladies visiting us? Only frustrates a fellow.
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Pussies all round on the Bridge !!!! whooooo hoooooo..... I think that bang Farmer John made has afetc..afftec...effetec.... hurt my ears
I'll have the blonde ones, they get dirty quicker
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Who locked him up? How long did the Judge give him? Why wasn't I told?
Protest march around the upper PX lounge this evening at eight bells. Bring signs, placards and empty glasses.
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Please, can we sign up some new female crew? Free tours of the less secret parts of the Injun room can be organised, just don't wear a white boiler suit when Tmac is around.
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"FREE DOM PERIGNON"
Who locked him up? How long did the Judge give him? Why wasn't I told? Judge Jeffreys locked him up along with : Gran Duque d'Alba and Pedro Ximenez. The good news is that Jim Beam, John Jameson and Shirley Bassey are still at large. |
#4725
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Old Peculier of Masham was released some time ago. Very good news.
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