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#4801
1st April 2019, 07:10
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What do people take us for? We are not bogans or amateurs - we are all too old for that? Last edited by YM-Mundrabilla; 1st April 2019 at 07:13. 
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#4802
1st April 2019, 07:56
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I just found out tonight that sporrans are made from goat hair -- I suppose that using a certain part of the goat would provide a natural comforter for what resides under the kilt??
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#4803
1st April 2019, 11:11
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Indeed. Sheep hair might lead to impure thoughts.
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#4804
1st April 2019, 12:47
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Honolulu eh...Heard stories of the tanned maidens there. Pubes like 5amp fuse wire. (perhaps Mr Varley could confirn the amperage). My tab is open at the pool bar if anyones got a thirst.
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#4805
1st April 2019, 13:20
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Current, Sir. Current. Amperage is a term, much like "pubic", unused by gentlemen with T3 (and those with T5 without T4). I will join you on the all weather sundeck bar where we can discuss how, precisely, I can obtain samples. Would we also be worried about breaking capacity? This I fear would be rather low without features to blow away or cool down the gases evolved during the interruption of a fault.
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#4806
1st April 2019, 13:55
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Nicky-tams for the gentry are thin leather straps, not fuzzy bits of whammy.
Non-peasants.
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#4807
1st April 2019, 19:13
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What a relief, that spares our last 150 fathoms of cable laid manila from unauthorised alternative applications.
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#4808
2nd April 2019, 07:13
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3rd April 2019, 06:15
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Good evening, Sir William. Beautiful night, Eh? Here, I brought the humidor from the wheelhouse -- help yourself to a Havana. So in keeping with the Cuban theme, I'll have a double Cuba Libre, please steward.
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#4811
3rd April 2019, 09:57
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I'd love to join you but that fuse wire problem is taking me into field days. Moistness seems to be a factor now. I have had a couple of Caymans recently (present from a friend holidaying there). Too large but the No.1 has a hint of something new and pleasant.
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#4812
3rd April 2019, 15:02
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I'm with you Sir William, the Plaggies are bringing some snacks for us.
Fuse wire, eh? I could use my plug in tester. If I could find it.
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#4813
3rd April 2019, 19:26
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And poor Varley still believes a humidor is for tobacco products.
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#4814
3rd April 2019, 19:32
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Bill Clinton kept his somewhere moist as well but I never knew it was called a humidor.
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#4815
4th April 2019, 06:11
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Had to be a cigar. 
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4th April 2019, 10:33
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I don't think it was a hint of THAT. But I am researching a further supply!
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#4817
4th April 2019, 16:07
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Trimethylamine detector is going off again.
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#4818
4th April 2019, 16:20
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Is that why ladies don't compete at flatulantial conflagration sports?
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#4819
4th April 2019, 22:47
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I scarcely think one (rather risky) pastime can be elevated to the level of sports.
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#4820
4th April 2019, 23:17
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Why? What else do weight lifters do? - can't imagine they combine it with synchronised swimming. Is it like Army musicians - all have to play at least two instruments?
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#4821
5th April 2019, 01:20
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A wise old man gave me an advice for getting old....
1/ Never pass a toilet 2/ never waste an errection 3/ never trust a Fart. Guess he may have had some valid points there eh!
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#4822
5th April 2019, 15:44
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Wise words indeed, Sir William. They can be mixed slightly and still make sense.
Never trust an erection. Never "pass" a fart. That will have to do.
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#4823
7th April 2019, 22:39
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That last lot of booze must have had a Micky Finn in it it, 2 days and we have all just started to wake up.
Damn, my watch has gone, and my radio. How is everyone else? Steward, a magnum of champagne and a box of oranges please, let's take this steady.
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#4824
8th April 2019, 06:40
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Farmer John -- may I join you for an eye opener from that order you just placed with the steward??
The ECDIS alarm shows we are on last approach to Honiara and the pilot boat is approaching on the starboard bow. Please ensure he has the appropriate gift to be allowed to offer his services. Berth lined up within crawling distance (getting back to the ship) from 2 or 3 bars. Nothing fancy but apparently the beer is cold.
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#4825
8th April 2019, 10:27
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Your watch has gone? Why on earth didn't the 8-12 put you on the shake? We're all right thanks but you'll not see any of that Champagne, I'm afraid.
(What's the orange box for? Is the pilot particularly short?)
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David V Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right It is the duty of the wealthy man To give employment to the artisan Last edited by Varley; 8th April 2019 at 12:24.
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