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27th July 2019, 15:08
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warm Lyle's Golden Syrup all over
Sorry, what were talking about? I just went all uneccessary.
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27th July 2019, 16:40
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Why can't Lyle warm his own syrup? point of information Quartermaster.... who the F*** is Lyle anyhoo?
 FYI last time I had spotted dick Nursie put a poultice on it but wouldn't kiss it better  Many years ago an "oul hand" in Harland and Bluff warned me about sticking your pride and joy into the Golden Honeypot, he said I'd come to a sticky end 
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27th July 2019, 17:19
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28th July 2019, 06:57
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Hey !! Buddie !! You talking about Me ?? Huh ???
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28th July 2019, 08:20
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Could the Bridge Ornaments have our Broker fix us for a cargo to Silvertown, that would solve many of these conundrums.
Tmac and Lord V's swagger crumbles before a touch of conundrum.
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28th July 2019, 09:46
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I am afraid many things cause that. I have seen the difference between set and achieved speed fall out of limits before (Norvegia Team). There it was lack of governor oil. In my case it seems to be associated with being too well oiled but haven't quite got to the bottom of the problem yet.
just be comforted that there is no stable parallel running without droop, there's a conundrum..
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28th July 2019, 15:17
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Droop is the enemy of instability.
Brewers Droop is the enemy of infertility.
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28th July 2019, 15:36
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What about the Tate?
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28th July 2019, 17:45
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30th July 2019, 07:06
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30th July 2019, 10:18
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That depends upon the orifice usual to your spoken communications Tom.
Prunes! (loud flatulecent report off). Prunes help you breath more easily.
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30th July 2019, 12:16
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(I saw a patch on a scuba divers suit one day that said "Prunes ruin decompression")
Eh1 whassat?...Mr varley plays tunes through his prune.
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30th July 2019, 13:51
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enters Injun room singing "beans beans a wonderful fruit, the more you eat the more you toot"
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30th July 2019, 14:11
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We must be close to Las Palmas, has anyone been on the bridge lately.
Never have we been in greater need of a canary in the Injin room.
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30th July 2019, 17:48
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The additional atmospheric pollutants will soon be dispersed to the ozone layer by the turbo blower thingies. The RPM might increase significantly for a short burst though. Better hang on tight for the next few minutes.
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30th July 2019, 18:00
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The gas emitting from the injuneering crews orifice or should that be oriffi are stored in an aerosol can labeled SYB and used to cold start any recalcitrant machinery.
For those NOT a member of the Order of the Spanner = SYB stands for Start Ya Bastard 
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#5343
30th July 2019, 19:18
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And more environmentally friendly than good ol' ether meths.
And not so addictive...…. 
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30th July 2019, 19:19
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I thought all injuneers were engineer orificers.
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30th July 2019, 20:50
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I have always thought of a ship being like a Swan, we are the brains and the decorative stuff above water, then there is the machinery and those who we ask to run it.
Tom, care for a drink on the bridge? We seem to have anchored off the islands, so better keep an eye on stuff. Tmac, I would love you to join us.
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30th July 2019, 22:25
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30th July 2019, 22:53
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Tmac, I would love you to join us.
Bollix.
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31st July 2019, 06:38
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31st July 2019, 06:52
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31st July 2019, 09:27
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