virtual crazy gang, part II

[billyboy]

Difference between a lady in the bath and a lady in Church?

The one in Church has a soul full of hope.

[Engine Serang]

Billyboy's ladies appear to have a **** full of soap whilst Tmac's have a **** full of rope. In addition T's are rumoured to have a lifebuoy c/w self activating safety light.

[Engine Serang]

Dear Administrator, Please delete #5527 because it is far too smutty and erroneously indicates Tmac mixes with the wrong sort. Many thanks.

[billyboy]

just looked at that TV thingy on the bridge. we appear to have a large yellow mass off our right hand side Tom. That other thing with the line going round like a clock hand is making funny beeping noises too. best you check it out while i whistle us up another bottle of Four Bells eh!

[Engine Serang]

Fool, it is a tv. The yellow mass is Boris and the thing with the line going round like a clock hand is his hied birriling around with all the crap he has spouted over the past month. A radar picture would be like a breath of fresh air.

[Varley]

That's the thing that tells us what we are going to hit isn't it? I have never believed it can be that accurate (beam width, aspect of target, bloody minded electronics etc.) would this be a good time for us to check my theory? I reckon we're going to hit the little dot to the right, left …….. right, left ..... of the clockey-going-round thingy and not the big bugger with the flashing triangle on it (Roadworks?).

[Tmac1720]

Originally Posted by Engine Serang

erroneously indicates Tmac mixes with the wrong sort. Many thanks.

I took it as a compliment

[Tmac1720]

anybody on the bridge call for flank speed?.... we going somewhere or just making our presence felt?

[Engine Serang]

Proceed to the Bar with all dispatch.

[Engine Serang]

Originally Posted by Tmac1720

I took it as a compliment

Jeez Tmac I always misunderestimate you. You always turn the other cheek, but that's a boarding school education for you. Varley could have done with some of that discipline, make a man of him, so it would.

[Varley]

Is that a message from the agents or are you just thirsty? Again?

If I got you the wool would you make a template for me? Don't think for a moment that we properly schooled types didn't know what it was like to feel a man! (Have I got that right, grammar never was a strong point, all the cold showers).

[Tom Alexander]

Originally Posted by billyboy

just looked at that TV thingy on the bridge. we appear to have a large yellow mass off our right hand side Tom. That other thing with the line going round like a clock hand is making funny beeping noises too. best you check it out while i whistle us up another bottle of Four Bells eh!

The TV thingy is the door on the microwave and the big yellow mass you saw was some left over fried chicken on the turntable warming up while I nipped to the head to shake hands with the unemployed.

The line going round like a clock hand is the timer indicator on the coffee pot -- the beeping letting us know that it has finished brewing.

Perfect timing then for the Four Bells. The only remaining question is whether you would prefer cream in your fortified coffee, or do you prefer it black?

[Tom Alexander]

Originally Posted by Tmac1720

anybody on the bridge call for flank speed?.... we going somewhere or just making our presence felt?

That's Sir William for you -- here we are halfway across the Bay of Biscay and he thinks the water is calm enough to go water skiing.

[billyboy]

Originally Posted by Tom Alexander

The TV thingy is the door on the microwave and the big yellow mass you saw was some left over fried chicken on the turntable warming up while I nipped to the head to shake hands with the unemployed.

The line going round like a clock hand is the timer indicator on the coffee pot -- the beeping letting us know that it has finished brewing.

Perfect timing then for the Four Bells. The only remaining question is whether you would prefer cream in your fortified coffee, or do you prefer it black?

Black for me Tom, NO Sugar please.

[YM-Mundrabilla]

Originally Posted by Tom Alexander

The TV thingy is the door on the microwave and the big yellow mass you saw was some left over fried chicken on the turntable warming up while I nipped to the head to shake hands with the unemployed.

The line going round like a clock hand is the timer indicator on the coffee pot -- the beeping letting us know that it has finished brewing.

Perfect timing then for the Four Bells. The only remaining question is whether you would prefer cream in your fortified coffee, or do you prefer it black?

Never mind the coffee - just the fortification will do, please. (Actually I don't drink but I am sure that I could barter the fortification for some decent coffee.)!

[YM-Mundrabilla]

Found this at Victoria Dock today and wondered if it had been lost overboard or stolen from the Golden Dreamer on her/his/its/(whatever) recent visit to Melbourne.

[Varley]

I told you. The little dot disappeared from the Permanently Perplexing line-going-round thing at the same time as the percolator perked. Black for me too, hope you washed your hands.

Those are very funny shaped survival craft, more like rescue jacuzzi. I do like the cocktail table. Do you suppose the small dot's crowd would mind us keeping one if we picked them up? The flashing triangle stopped now so I suppose we have a chance at the big bugger.

[billyboy]

Originally Posted by YM-Mundrabilla

Found this at Victoria Dock today and wondered if it had been lost overboard or stolen from the Golden Dreamer on her/his/its/(whatever) recent visit to Melbourne.

Looks like my Jacuzzi.

[Farmer John]

It is our portable floating Roulette table, it pays for at least 50% of our stores.

[billyboy]

Did you ask Tmac for more revs again?

[Tom Alexander]

Originally Posted by billyboy

Black for me Tom, NO Sugar please.

Your wish is my command !! The rest of you line up behind Sir William and I will ensure the barista will serve exactly what you want. (Coffee that is !)

[Varley]

Behind Sir W? Wasn't curry on the me-and-you last night was there?

[Engine Serang]

Tom's "Barista" looked awfully like Cedric the Nice steward from Birkenhead. He can draw lovely designs on the froth with the nail on his pinkie.
Bugger off Varley, you know what a Pinkie is.

[Varley]

I do indeed. But I've never seen one with a nail. More Albert the Good than Cedric the Nice by the sound of it.

[Engine Serang]

Cedric is more Bohemian than Saxe-Coburg, as many Birkenheaders are. Cedric, being a stalwart NUS man, grows the nails on his pinkeys only for scratching his bottom and picking his nose as he believes it annoys the Smokeroom lounge lizards.
As if.