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#6776
4th January 2021, 12:40
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You should have used interim. Then you could have shoved his shifter interim.
(Interim= irregular noun, a place where the sun shineth not)
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#6777
4th January 2021, 16:36
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 I'm not quite dead YET !!! and even if I was I'd make it my personal mission to haunt you  Your out of work and on the dole 'cause Tmax shoved his shifter up your ho*e  I will be resting in my funnel suite so if anybody disturbs me they had better have a bloody good reason 
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#6778
4th January 2021, 16:52
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Your out of work
and on the dole 'cause Tmax shoved his shifter up your ho*e And it feels sideways. But I knew the thought of anyone sniffing around your job would get you out of Corrs Corner like a hot snot. And was I rite? Worth hobbling about for a week.
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#6779
4th January 2021, 17:10
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Next time you are in Corrs Corner I'll buy you a pint.....honest
 You can even bring David and Sir William  The rest can stand in the car park with their noses pressed to the window, I'm not feckin' made of money 
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#6780
5th January 2021, 06:37
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A generous offer but I doubt if D and Sir W will impress Glengormley society. Stout fellows indeed but their carry on will do little for our campaign to install you as President of the Golf Club and front runner for High Sherriff of Belfast. Solid chaps and sound shipmates but I suggest we drop them off at the Belview Arms, they will feel more comfortable.
Last edited by Engine Serang; 5th January 2021 at 08:02. Reason: Bile added.
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#6781
5th January 2021, 07:36
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Och awa wi ye min. yous wid be mare at hame in Barlinnie the noo.
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Last edited by billyboy; 5th January 2021 at 08:32. Reason: typo
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#6782
5th January 2021, 10:24
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Good news shipmates, Big Yin has joined.
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5th January 2021, 12:38
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ES has done part of the job - the neat professional patch is his work but the novelty seems to have worn off after that. It has been cold showers for quite a while now. I don't know who let the water level get so low as I was ashore at the time. There are too many on board who take 45 minute showers.   YM
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#6785
5th January 2021, 12:41
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Welding! What fun. I'll just get my wookie feet and cowhide pinnie and I'm your man. Pity my team (Fairit Later & Co) is asunder at the moment. Even a bad weld can be a strong weld.
(And don't think I missed the stout fellow jibe! I'll hold you to a Mackeson's on the strength of it).
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5th January 2021, 12:46
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We may have to subcontract. I'd never be able to blow holes through as neatly as that.
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5th January 2021, 14:57
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5th January 2021, 16:34
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Will do - reminds me of the old days of prepping a car for inspection with a bit of 'tar brush welding'.
My concern regarding a Weegie welder was his entourage - welder's mate, welders rigger, welder's holder-up, preparing grinder, finishing grinder, labourer, sweeper up, etc etc.
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5th January 2021, 21:02
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You will also have an entourage, Varley.
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8th January 2021, 07:31
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Is our old shipmate FJ still in the spin dryer?
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8th January 2021, 08:54
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8th January 2021, 09:26
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8th January 2021, 11:18
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quite a few anchored here. lets pick a good spot.......stop engines...let her drift a bit...slow astern both. LET GO PORT ANCHOR!!
FWE. Here we sit till the agent comes up with something.
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#6795
8th January 2021, 17:05
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My mind is elsewhere right now, just wish by bum was, major malfunctions.
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8th January 2021, 22:06
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It doesn't worry me that much, I am where I am and that can't change, I just seem to spend more time doing other things.
I haven't inspected Tmac's fundament, that is one blessing.
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9th January 2021, 09:52
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9th January 2021, 14:36
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If you must know it is the internal pipework that is fecked however I have the best H&W plumber on tap (geddit??) to effect what running repairs found necessary. I shall withdraw to my funnel suite however if any of you brave or should that be foolhardy souls choose to bother me you had better have a feckin' good reason 
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