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#7726
21st February 2022, 10:15
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I always wondered why we had to learn Algebra, I never had any intention of going there or even speaking the language. Another thing where the hell is Logarithm? somewhere near Siberia I expect.
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#7727
21st February 2022, 10:30
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Nowhere near Mundrabilla unless Loongana is in someway related.
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#7728
21st February 2022, 13:37
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Logarithm is something one has....man (especially if one's family has dipped into the bituminous rock barrel).
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#7729
21st February 2022, 14:17
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Its the far side of Nurina, on the Up Line.
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#7730
21st February 2022, 17:31
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Surely the far side of grumbling is more akin to apoplexy and certainly not in need of uppers.
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#7731
21st February 2022, 22:05
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You are learning. Would you like the position of stationmaster there? 
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#7732
21st February 2022, 22:28
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#7734
27th February 2022, 22:57
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Hi BB and China's, good to be safely back on board. Went for a wee dander through various threads and ended up in an argy-bargy and got a right handbagging. Of to my stateroom for an hour or two of GB-News and a few Z's, see youse at happy hour.
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#7735
28th February 2022, 12:11
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Oh hello ES. thought everyone had abandoned ship and left me behind. You go enjoy your nap mate. Tmacs got the 4 til 8 so no worries.
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#7736
1st March 2022, 08:08
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Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair? Me here at last on the ground You in mid-air Send in the clowns. Yes I've been promoted to Clown, second class. But I'm working on it.
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#7737
1st March 2022, 10:36
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Disappointing!
I was led understand that you were already first class. Dunno who told me though.
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#7738
1st March 2022, 13:32
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No, he is just being an opportunist. He's just found a pair of oversized crocodiled engine-room boots to go with his falley-to-bits Noddycar.
(But if he slings just one bucket of custard over me he'll be dangling off the end of any one of my collection of Meggers between smokoes).
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David V Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right It is the duty of the wealthy man To give employment to the artisan
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#7739
1st March 2022, 18:26
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T'was on the good ship Dreamer
dwelt an injun room schemer he had such devious plans afoot about how he could obtain bags of loot Alas for him and his devious plan the Chief he was a clever man the schemers plans they came to naught as by the goolies he was caught and now he schemes and plans no more he's locked behind the injun room door a sad tale of woe he does relate about how his danglers got in such a state times are hard and things get very rough when you try to fool an injuneer from Harland and Bluff. Tank yew I'm here all week
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#7740
2nd March 2022, 13:21
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Ah Tmax, are you still living in Drumlister?
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#7741
2nd March 2022, 13:45
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Nah moved to Bucknah years ago. Ahoghill got to crowed for me,
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#7742
2nd March 2022, 23:29
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Moved from Drumlister? I heard the neighbours HAD you moved due to the noise you were making with your Lambeg Tom.
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Last edited by billyboy; 3rd March 2022 at 00:14.
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#7743
3rd March 2022, 01:15
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Lambeg Tom? I can hear the ears of the Ballabrooie Bicycle, a wanton slut of a pussycat, prick. Work'us beat him to it and her two surviving kittens were both conceived and born within a metre of my bedhead. Mind you, the effort proved too much for him eventually, dropped dead from congestive heart disease (almost in my arms but, anyway, with a gentlemanly consideration for others).
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David V Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right It is the duty of the wealthy man To give employment to the artisan
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#7744
3rd March 2022, 08:34
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Speaking of Kittens, a strange cat came and gave birth to 4 of them. the Mother cat comes back to feed them regular and sods off again.
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#7745
3rd March 2022, 10:34
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Ballabrooie sounds like a housing estate, perhaps a sink estate. We hope you don't live in it or adjacent to it.
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#7746
3rd March 2022, 10:53
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#7747
3rd March 2022, 17:29
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Not a sink estate at all but, indeed, very adjacent. More so than is McDonalds, a stink estate.
(Semidetached, gardens front and back, more than a garage or two, genteel in all but gating. Originally with Crittall windows - they, however, have been allowed to change them out so only one poor bugger still has them. Like mine, taped and stoppered up. I am not allowed to).
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David V Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right It is the duty of the wealthy man To give employment to the artisan
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#7748
3rd March 2022, 22:35
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Crittall windows, are you familiar with them? Oh yes, we speak of little else in East Antrim.
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#7749
4th March 2022, 01:04
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There speaks a man who knows not the never draughtless pile. I have a French window the gap around which would have given Monty just as much trouble in its closing as that around Falaise.
That art deco failed to arrive in rebel held Hibernia before 1939, never to attempt the journey again, is the one feature of that heathen land that has some attraction.
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David V Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right It is the duty of the wealthy man To give employment to the artisan
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#7750
4th March 2022, 07:33
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Its the old conundrum V, the old conundrum; does one prefer a silver salt cellar that doesn't work to a plastic one that does.
Have you considered a roll of grade 2 listed winter duct tape?
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