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Alas I fear Mr Varley is just being modest, he IS a big star, its just the movies that got smaller.
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You're going to be caught in the Holy Hour, that time between late pubs closing and early pubs opening. But the airport is a law unto itself.
I hope you have good fishing and return the pike, not like our European friends who keep them and eat them. Jolly unsporting. Good luck on Lake Garadice. |
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A law unto itself? A traveller would have hoped the writ of some sort of CAA, heathen or otherwise would run there. I suppose for the observer independence might sound more fun but the flyer might not consider that end as highly as some more formal arrangement of air traffic control.
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Ey up. No airports for me,i went by Stena special guest free bed free drink free grub,and on time.....The fish i catch will be too big to fit in my van so i will put them all back.
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This morning there was a one armed man fishing the Ballinamore canal, i said to him have you caught any off any size, he stuck out his one arm and said, i caught one around this big ha ha ha .
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I know Ballinamore is on a canal but we'll never get GD2 up that far. May I suggest we berth in Limerick Docks and Rusty puts his wee van on an old Guinness barge and sails (drifts) down the broad, majestic Shannon. He can be stulchened aboard and we can set sail for Spurn Head, pronto.
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(wonder if they still hire out boats on the Shannon. Would love to spend a week on one cruising).(got to be less crowded than the Norfolk Broads) ??
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Norfolk Broads; is that a palindrome? or perhaps an anagram or even a caricature? GCSE English was not lost on you.
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If you are going to put up GD for hire then will we offer accommodation too? Had you used the less lubberly term for such a venture we could have advertised charter parties. We better get a Hamworthy man out to check over the Trident - wouldn't want the drinkers of Guinness or Bothiebathjuice to get the slightest tincture of alimentary-brown with their daily rations.
(Be careful with difficult words. If our Western cousins hear we have sighted a palindrome they will probably want to shoot it down).
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Tmax would have caught it had he not run out of petrol.
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Hope they don't shoot it down over the town of Navan.
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They wouldn't risk hitting a mine would they?
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I've loaded manys a ship with ore from Boliden Tara Mines near Navan and all dispatched to Kokkola in Finland.
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I wonder if similar geology to Laxey. Same products.
(Some bowdlerizing woke bastard has now relabelled me as enormous).
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No Woke here you fat fucker.
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OK I'll take 10 days suspension.
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Chased that bloody thing for miles, gave up and went to the pub
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When I first read that I thought you had misspelt the second word and had two letters wrong
Oh dear the "wokery" will chastise you my lad, you should have used BUFF and maybe got away with it
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