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#8776
25th November 2023, 17:58
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Gran watched him grow up and used to watch him sing in Granada club down Anlaby rd, she thought he was great but he was soon snapped up and sang around the world.
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#8777
25th November 2023, 19:12
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Are we clear of the bay? Here locked down in Saloon as requested but duty no longer necessary and would like a breath of air and a chance to discard an emptied bottle or two.
("Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?" You may well ask. Suggest decide the answer before setting fox to guard the hens!)
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David V Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right It is the duty of the wealthy man To give employment to the artisan
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#8778
26th November 2023, 09:52
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Keep your filthy French quotes to yourself Mein Herr.
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#8780
27th November 2023, 14:03
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Aye, aye Sir W.
Bloody good shot that. Provided it was empty!
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#8781
27th November 2023, 17:45
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Eyup Varley was it you who tied old git to the mast?
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#8782
27th November 2023, 17:48
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Dammit how did you get him up there?
Experience has shown that the first person to question a 'rumour' is often the culprit trying to lay off the blame.
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#8783
27th November 2023, 18:21
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That AB sitting atop the mast has tears in his eyes, I removed the button cap yesterday.
 
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#8784
27th November 2023, 18:22
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#8785
27th November 2023, 23:04
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"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried".
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#8786
28th November 2023, 08:59
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On this site you need to speak English "lucidity" dont forget there are people from Yorkshire that are reading this.
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#8787
28th November 2023, 09:24
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That’s right, change the subject. It wuz yow what dun it weren’t it, ar kid?
I used to work as a Black Country interpreter, so broad Yorkshire is no problem.
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#8788
29th November 2023, 08:06
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At last, someone who can talk genuine Eddie Waring. "Hulking Stan Rovers" had one of their floodlights in my garden when I lived in Aberdeen Street.
And in anyways you're not an interpreter unless you have a grasp of East Antrim "Ullans", and if you fail our dictionary viva you'll get a good kick up the keech box. So you will.
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#8789
29th November 2023, 08:58
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Does that include talking what falls out of the back of horses?
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#8790
29th November 2023, 09:37
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A talking horse?
Mr Ed shirley.
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#8792
29th November 2023, 10:15
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cos i cant spell
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#8793
29th November 2023, 16:41
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Even though I worked for James Scott for a short while in the 60s, my comprehension of Glaswegian is now quite rusty and needs a bit of help. But, I need ear defenders for Scouse and when it comes to Strabane, modern technical aids are required to attenuate both pitch and speed before I can even make out actual words.
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#8794
29th November 2023, 17:11
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Ull has just had plans passed for a new cruise terminal so when you arrive i will take you for a tour of the pubs down umber st, and show you dead bod. (Google it) its a work of art by a trawlerman.
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#8796
29th November 2023, 17:53
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You have never been to ull until buy a dead bod t shirt. Pongo fixed its broken wing with a lolly stick and then it all went wrong big time, you will be recognised all round the world with a dead bod t shirt that you have been to ull, read it it's a great story. it is on google
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#8797
30th November 2023, 12:03
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Last time I was in Hull was 1983 doing FAT's on two Fresh Water Generators, all this t-shirt malarkey is new to me.
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#8798
30th November 2023, 12:25
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Last edited by rustytrawler; 30th November 2023 at 13:39.
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#8799
30th November 2023, 17:19
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Never rated that Rod Hull bloke and his bloody Albatross, wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes in Harland and Bluff, those feral cats would have torn it a new arse.
Rumour has it ES is selling T shirts with Malarky's face on them, only snag is who the feck is this Malarky bloke and what the hell is he doing in my injun room?
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Oul scabby knuckles If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried Anything God didn't create was made by engineers. I try so hard to make things idiot proof but they keep making better idiots
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#8800
30th November 2023, 17:44
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Apparently there is someone described as an 'Actor' called Michael Malarky.
Born in Lebanon, Plastic Paddy American father, Mother with Arab and Italian roots who claims to be British. Sounds like an appropriate name if nothing else.
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