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7th July 2017, 18:54
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They say that some of those girls can be quite a handful after a few drinks.
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8th July 2017, 01:29
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8th July 2017, 06:12
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10th July 2017, 07:54
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 Just a primer for Phuket -----Re: Aussie Bar."Still home to the hottest green curry I have ever had In my entire life; It was uphoric and I liked it. Other than that it is just a dead set good bar to be at. Lots of tallent about." It was the "talent" bit that got my attention!!!! 
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10th July 2017, 19:23
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Can we call in at Singers?.... I feel a nostalgia trip to Buges Street would be nice....
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10th July 2017, 21:05
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I am sure the magic of the GD will allow a quick trip down the Street, it was a place that shouted the amusements of the Far East back when no-one but the likes of us went to that kind of place. Let's hope the police don't do a raid, Tmac, is that a Crescent Wrench in your pocket or are you just going for a quiet drink in a bar with some Scandinavian seamen?
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11th July 2017, 06:36
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I'm just going to spend a little quiet time with a few G & T's in the lounge at Raffles. We should be in Singapore tomorrow afternoon. The sun should be well over the yardarm by then. 
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11th July 2017, 19:11
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11th July 2017, 23:03
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Tmac, you are a wise man, and bloody dangerous when in the mood.
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12th July 2017, 05:47
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bloody dangerous when his blood alcohol level drops too. Keep that vblack bush supply going or we are all going to get hurt. except the ladies of course. all ex H&W workers have principals you see.
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12th July 2017, 07:18
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Well we quietly slid into Singapore, and when I sat down for a quiet G & T at Raffles, lo, and behold, I found myself in the presence of the beautiful daughter of some Eastern European royalty, or so she said: a most delicate and refined young lady, who, as it turned out has a capacity for G & T to match my own. We did repair to her suite where she insisted on showing me not only her etchings, but also her collection of stamps (all unperforated).
I am now back aboard in a state of euphoria, completely sated and going to take a long nap before we prepare to sail for Phuket tomorrow. 
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12th July 2017, 11:14
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Hmmmmmm Bugis street dont seem the same anymore. all the blokes have handbags and lipstick. found a nice quiet place down a back street though. all nicely decorated with pretty red lights. two nice ladies could see i was tired and they took me to a room upstairs where they performed a strange method of massage. most delightful experience.....LOL
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12th July 2017, 16:30
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I stayed on Gangway watch and all I got is a stiff arm.
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13th July 2017, 00:53
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as i left the Spa room in my birthday suite a girl asked "mind if I smoke" I said no you carry on....well how was I supposed to know what she meant!
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13th July 2017, 05:23
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13th July 2017, 08:06
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just been to the heads...single jet...no broken glass effect so thats a good sign.
(always said it pays to use the more expensive establishments.)
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13th July 2017, 17:41
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Oh, c'mon you lot, Red-17 is probably long gone after the way we treated her, and you are trying to get her back on board by asking her to examine your contorted and shrivelled genitalia. You sure know how to treat a lady.
Take it down to Tmac, he has a vice to hold things and a blow-torch to remove barnacles and such.
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#1073
13th July 2017, 22:29
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He uses it for meshing gears mainly.
(This comment is above my technical competence)
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14th July 2017, 03:10
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Well, it would seem that not much has changed on the GD since I was last here. Phuket to Singapore??? I really do not want to even think about what some of you have been getting up to. Lets just put it this way, I would need asbestos gloves before carrying out any investigations. Capisce?
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14th July 2017, 05:26
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Haji Laka Mauda and Haji Chadder Moad, Hera Pheri Trading Co. 235,Sharea e Faisal Karatchi Pakistan We refer you to our Agreement for Two parcels auf 5000 Tonne each auf Rice vich you haf sent Two Times by 25 Kontainers each time unter Bill Auf Lading No. HPTC-GuRHm GmbH 003/2010 und Bill Auf Lading No. HPTC-GuRHm GmbH 004/2010 Deez two shipments auf rice ve got from you vas mitt mice schidt mixt. Der rice vas gut enuff, but der mice durds schpoils der trade. Vee did not see der mice schidt in der samples vich you sent us. We hav checked mitt our trading department and dey konfirm dat in der agreement to import rice from ur kompani if it is agreed to send rice mitt mice shidt mixt but dey are not finding any mention of Mice shcidt must to be mixt mitt der rice It takes too much time to remuf der mice durds out from der rice. Vee order kleen rice and you schipt mice schidt mixt mitt der rice. Vee like you to schip us der rice in vun sack und der mice schidt in annoder sak, and den vee mix to soot der kustomer. Pleaz to understand ve haf had to clean der rice to remuf dor mice schidt for vich we have to employ German cleaning mans and German cleaning vomans vich pepuls be very costly. Vee now have all der rice in vun grup of bags and all der mice schidt in odder grup of bags Pleaz wride, if ve shud schip back der mice schidt und keep der rice vich we have asked und paid fur or to keep der mice schidt vich we hav not asked fur und schip back der rice vich ve haf paid fur, or schip back der hold schitten verks. Pleaz note dat we have sent der mice schidt vich was mixt mitt der rice to Der Labor für Güteprüfung in Hamburg who Konfirm dat dis mice schidt in der rice contains kurry vich meanz dat dis mice schidt is from Pakistan Mices and not German Mices. Ve vant to do ridt in dis matter budt ve do no like dis mice schidt business. Hans Grubber Von Schlong-Zwei Nuttenberg Getreide und Reis Handel Gesellschaft mit beschränkter Haftung Winterstraße 22765 Hamburg Copy : ------- und -------- Gmbh, Hamburg Copy : ------- Grain Brokers Ltd., London Copy : ----Association, London 
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