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5th July 2022, 12:18
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#1252
5th July 2022, 13:56
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That was so good I wanted to march with them.
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#1253
5th July 2022, 16:48
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Never have a G&T with any hint of a Murray mint in one's mouth. Turns it from nectar to mortuary drippings (or what one could imagine as the taste of such drippings).
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#1254
6th July 2022, 08:59
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Well that's got our attention.
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#1256
6th July 2022, 11:05
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Definitely spoiled my memories of a dripping sandwich for breakfast on a Monday morning ...
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#1257
6th July 2022, 11:17
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I went in this cafe today and saw two waitresses knocking lumps out of one another.
I asked the boss what it was all about & he explained that it was long-term disagreement about how long to leave a teabag in the pot! He said, “It’s been brewing for ages.”
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#1258
6th July 2022, 11:56
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Try it for yourselves (the G&T that is not corpse pressings).
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#1259
7th July 2022, 16:15
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Watch Out For Your Eyes
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#1260
7th July 2022, 16:20
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You can't help but think but harbour the thought it might almost be worth losing an eye for .....
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"I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." Corporal Hicks (Actually Ripley said it first.)
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#1261
7th July 2022, 17:44
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Go for it Bob, remember the old saying I dont care if I do Die, do Die,Eye.
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#1262
7th July 2022, 19:16
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The image that launched a thousand Cadillacs.
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#1264
10th July 2022, 10:25
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Got a belly laugh from this ... even though it's completely daft !!!
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#1265
11th July 2022, 13:56
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Two shrinks pass each other in the street:
(It's OK I am logging off now) 
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If Global Warming is so prevalent why are there so many snowflakes around?
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#1266
11th July 2022, 23:02
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#1267
12th July 2022, 23:51
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He got his to reverse when everyone else could only stand still. Possible issues that he was going down-diddly-down when he should have been going up-diddly-up, and vice-versa, still, that`s why God gave you three testicles, so you could have a bit of a practice.
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#1268
13th July 2022, 08:28
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My mates’s wife, on holiday on the Cumbrian coast was bitten by a radioactive owl. Oddly, she's now apparently making all his important decisions for him.
He said, “I think she's been given the power of a tawny.”
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#1269
13th July 2022, 11:16
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Mr Varley, off this parish, has led me to believe Tawny is a drink. Ron, say it ain't so.
Are you, by any chance, related to the Bicardi empire. I do hope so. Last edited by Engine Serang; 13th July 2022 at 11:20. Reason: Pondering whether of/off should have 1 or 2 "F" 's.
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#1270
13th July 2022, 13:44
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Bicardi? Sorry I'm not yet old enough to wear even a single cardi. Admit to wearing sweaters in the depth of winter but only if I'm not wearing an undervest.
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#1271
14th July 2022, 10:39
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My West Indian mate was really upset when his triangle broke and couldn't play in his reggae band,.
A few days later he said, “I’ve welded it back together now so every little ting, gonna be alright!”
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#1272
14th July 2022, 11:39
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#1273
14th July 2022, 13:04
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Bicardis don't keep one that warm. The heat comes from the Coke.
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David V Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right It is the duty of the wealthy man To give employment to the artisan
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#1274
14th July 2022, 21:31
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