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21st September 2017, 06:35
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21st September 2017, 10:34
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You miscall him. He has merely left out a phutt or two. Injuns going phuttphuttphutt - then tick, VG.
Injuns exhibiting total lack of phut or, perhaps kerplooie instead of phut - Not tick, not VG. Injuns going phutt merely at Dead Slow, firing every fairway buoy. phuttphuttphutt is FAOP. (Injuns going phuttphuttPHUTTphutt - go cap the indicator cock on No.3 or No.2 depending upon our Class society).
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21st September 2017, 11:41
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Help! I feel like I have followed Alice and just fallen down a rabbit hole. What are you all taking? Whatever it is I am sure it is not legal and since when did Squeak get a chance to have his say? It is all the fault of Tmac.
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21st September 2017, 11:59
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Gentleman....Gentlemen please...Our engines are supreme. its the number 2 generator the goes Phutt occasionaly. Suffice to say its quite old and is a prize from another ship we purchanced to stumble across while anchored of Alang.
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21st September 2017, 16:23
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I will have you Philest... Phillis....Phylst.... ignorant lot know in injuneering terms a PHUTT from the injun is a sign all is well in the spitzen und sparken department and the crank thingy will therefore be turning which it turn makes the up and down bits go PHUTT........
 simples, if you are a highly qualified injuneer like wot I is. Anyhoo you lot just have to drive it and not know how it works 
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21st September 2017, 16:29
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 Squeek does not have a say in any matter except perhaps the allocation of the cheese ration. I don't like cheese per say so it's NOT my fault, it was like this when I got here. 
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22nd September 2017, 21:19
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Red17, you do now that the Pantomime season is coming soon? We are all auditioning for Widow Twankey, whilst being medicated for Dentistry.
All the young things are doing it. Is that Gibraltar to our Port? If it is, we had better do a quick 180 turn. I am sure it should be on the Starboard. We will just pop in to a British port, I need some bloomers for my role (and for a roll, if you know what I mean, I am sure I don't).
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23rd September 2017, 01:09
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Are we in pantomime mood? ....Try this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nanmdLNVgOQ
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25th September 2017, 12:03
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That's not what he's doing. He's just making sure the cuffs are tight enough for when he bunkers up his sleeves.
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25th September 2017, 14:11
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Can't see it myself, anyone can run their fingers through my Nories.
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25th September 2017, 23:46
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Oh look!..theres a small cruise ship alongside...could be a bit of fun there methinks.
Might be a Roedean Girls reunion trip ha ha
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26th September 2017, 08:10
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27th September 2017, 06:44
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Went for a hike up the Rock -- thought I saw Varley up there, but it turned out to be one of those Barbary Apes -- must have been the beard.
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27th September 2017, 11:27
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I don't know why the call them Barbary. Made a hell of a mess of my hair and charged me more than Davidoff's would for a sniff of their humidor.
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27th September 2017, 16:39
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why would anyone want to sniff David's humidor??? now the scent of a nice Black Bush followed by the sweet sensation on your tongue......bliss
If you really want something to sniff... the heads are blocked again and the slop tank is overflowing according to the high level alarm  I haven't looked myself to be honest, I've more sense (and minions) to do that
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