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1st November 2018, 20:46
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Three Brass Balls
Remember the old Pawn Shop Joke.
I was searching Google to find out who made the old joke many years ago and found a site that was selling the Three Ball Sign, I could not believe the price they were asking for it. $2,500.00 dollars. 
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#2
1st November 2018, 23:56
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Until about 3 years ago there was a shop (very run down) in the local town with the three brass balls outside.
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Buvez toujours, mourrez jamais. Rabelais
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#3
2nd November 2018, 00:27
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An old joke. Well known and honest pawnbroker before the magistrate complaining that he had been rooked over a deal involving two cocks for the table.
His worship: "Well Mr. Smith you can't expect to have three of everything"
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David V Lord Finchley tried to mend the electric light Himself. It struck him dead and serve him right It is the duty of the wealthy man To give employment to the artisan
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2nd November 2018, 15:13
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The joke that I was trying to find was about a Comedian that was on the radio in the 1950s said " I asked my girl friend to meet me on the corner near the pawn Shop and she can kiss me under the balls"
He was fired from any more radio shows. Just cant think of his name. Last edited by John Rogers; 2nd November 2018 at 17:54.
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#6
2nd November 2018, 16:54
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#7
2nd November 2018, 17:53
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That's the man. Thank you.
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#8
2nd November 2018, 18:07
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He had a few disputes with the Beeb in his day … wasn't one to hold back.
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5th November 2018, 18:29
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I believe he was also 'canned' for this one:
A man was walking along a mountain path which had only room for one, with a long drop on one side and a steep cliff on the other. He saw a young woman walking towards him and he didn't know whether to toss himself off or block her passage...... JJ.
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